Still haven't found gifts for all your loved ones? This week's DVDs and Blu-ray releases are here to help. You'll find plenty of last-minute gift ideas, that range all the way from Matt Damon in a cybersuit to Bronies!
• Elysium
In the future, rich people really, really hate poor people, and Matt Damon tries to break into the rich people's space station to save his kids and, to a lesser extent, the world. The extras are mostly divided between the DVD and the Blu-ray, so if you want them all, you have to buy the combo pack.
• Kick-Ass 2
A.k.a. Kick Harder. A group of new heroes join Kick-Ass and Hit-Girl, but the Crimson Mist returns with his own group of supervillains. Comes with your standard array of extras.
• Predator 3D
The scifi classic gets 3d-ized. To be honest, you haven't lived until you've seen Jesse Ventura's "Sexual tyrannosaurs" speech in 3D.
• Indiana Jones
The three Indiana Jones movies will be re-released tomorrow for people who need quick gifts with very little thought behind them.
• Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters
Percy and pals quest for the Golden Fleece in this movie you long ago decided whether or not to give a shit about.
• The Lone Ranger
More like The Groan Ranger, amirite? Huh? Huh? Oh, hush, it's not like the movie deserves any better.
• The Beast Within
An 18-year-old is surprised to discover his dad is an unholy swamp beast, and he's about toi become one too.
• Greek Gods, Heroes & Monsters
The History Channel's three-disc documentary on the tales of Greek mythology, using period art, writings and archaological footage. Has anyone seen it to tell us if it's any good? I'm skeptical.
• Bronies: The Extremely Unexpected Adult Fans of My Little Pony
Actr John de Lancie's Kickstarted documentary about the adult fans of Friendship Is Magic. As fair a representation as Bronies are likely to get.
• Alien Uprising
Jean-Claude Van Damme earns a paycheck for a brief cameo in this terrible film that sounds like it should be a generic videogame from the early '90s.
• TimeSlingers
A cheap family movie designed to cash in on the massive critical and commercial success of Cowboys Vs. Aliens. I'm sure that worked out great for them.
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